| Ten minste is SA se rowers nog nie so desperaat nie!!! [boodskap #36522] |
Di, 14 November 2000 00:00 |
Dark Angel
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This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2,1999:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling
the internal security system got underway immediately.The robbers,who
expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and
valuables,were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered
throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination,
and
inside they found.
Only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape
system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat. The
robbers
opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla
pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They
found
not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all
the
safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"
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