| Re: Friday (!) Limerick [boodskap #5964] |
Vr, 15 Maart 1996 00:00 |
Frank Snyckers
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Hier's twee van die X-rated weergawes wat ek kan onthou (uit die Penguin
Book of Limericks, wat ek ongelukkig nie hier het nie):
A bashful young fellow from Brighton
Would never make love with the lighton;
He's girl-friend said Noel
You're in the wrong hole,
And there's plenty of room in the righton.
There was a young Lady from Ealing,
And her boy-friend before her was kneeling;
Quoth she, Darling Jim,
Take your hand from my quim;
I much prefer fucking to feeling.
inder problematies vir die internet polisie:
Each night father fills me with dread
As he sits at the foot of my bed:
It's not that he speaks
In gibbers and squeaks,
But for twenty-five years he's been dead.
En:
There was a young lady from Spain
Who was terribly sick on the train.
Not once, but again,
And again and again,
And again and again and again.
Ek dink hulle was almal anoniem. Indien nie, dan kom hulle uit die
Penguin Book of Limericks.
Frank
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