Grappie [boodskap #12795] |
Ma, 23 Februarie 1998 00:00 |
andr...
Boodskappe: 62 Geregistreer: September 1997
Karma: 0
|
Volle Lid |
|
|
Net 'n grappie wat ek in 'n ou F&T gelees het vandag.
Gehoor hulle gaan Aspro's in al die staatsdepartemente verbied?
Want dit is wit en dit werk!
|
|
|
Re: Grappie [boodskap #31128 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #12795] |
Ma, 29 Mei 2000 00:00 |
|
Oorspronklik gepos deur: @home.com
Riaan wrote:
> Terblanche asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
>
> "Well," said the Genie, "It is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick,
> and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out."
>
> Terblanche says, "Hmmmmmm, Fill it up with water."
And immediately Eugene fell off his horseand went straight to jail. A prophet to
Riaan.
A laughing stock to the rest of the world.
Gloudina
|
|
|
Re: Grappie [boodskap #31178 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #12795] |
Di, 30 Mei 2000 00:00 |
"Boertjie"
Boodskappe: 4 Geregistreer: Mei 2000
Karma: 0
|
Junior Lid |
|
|
Waar is daai lantern?
Riaan wrote:
> Mandela, Mugabe and Terblance are all out walking when they simultaneously
> come across a lantern. When one of them picked it up a genie popped out of
> the lantern and said
>
> I have three wishes.I will grant you each one wish'
>
> Mandela went first. 'I wish that there will always be a black government in
> South Africa' and in the blink an eye POOF! his wish had
> been granted'
>
> Mugabe thought this was fantastic and he said, "I want a wall
> Around Africa with nothing but my own people in it, so that no
> English, Americans, Asians or any person of a white race can come
> into our precious land." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF, there
> was a huge wall around Africa.
>
> Terblanche asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
>
> "Well," said the Genie, "It is about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick,
> and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out."
>
> Terblanche says, "Hmmmmmm, Fill it up with water."
|
|
|