| Re: Suid Afrikaanse Virusse [boodskap #46848] |
Di, 17 Julie 2001 19:38  |
Pieter Immelman
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Giegiegie. Jy skuld my 'n keyboard en dis nie die AK-47 virus wat dit
vernietig het nie.
pj
"Danielle" skryf in boodskap news:9s39lt0fhk0ae91td31pos7djo62f8os2k@4ax.com...
>
> Oulike IOWO's (ingelse ou wit omie) grappies - spesiaal vir Rico wat
> dit definitief sal kan waardeer.
>
>
> NELSON MANDELA VIRUS
> Stays locked away in some unused region of your pc
> for 27 years and
> then takes it over completely.
>
> WINNIE MANDELA VIRUS
> Extinguishes all data like a stompie
>
> APARTHEID VIRUS
> Separates PowerPoint slides based on colour.
> The nice thing about this virus is that anything
> that goes wrong with your
> computer can be blamed on this virus.
>
> AFFIRMATIVE ACTION VIRUS
> A second rate virus that takes the place of a really
> good programme that was on your PC. In some cases the really good
> programme still hangs around and does all the work but the virus
> takes the credit
>
> MINI BUS TAXI VIRUS
> Crashes through your PC with very little regard for
> the rules of the
> internet highway. Stops data traffic for no reason.
> Causes other data to
> explode. Doesn't have a software licence.
>
> STRIKERS VIRUS
> Stops your PC in the middle of crucial production
> runs. Also causes your
> PC speakers to toi-toi at regular intervals, and is
> always demanding
> more memory.
>
> MATRIC PAPER VIRUS
> This virus is a stolen version of the real thing.
> Makes your PC worth
> less than the plastic its made of.
>
> THIRD WORLD VIRUS
> Keeps turning your clock back by 20 years. Slows
> down the fastest PC to
> the speed of the operator and has to be manually
> supervised to check for
> errors.
>
> SQUATTER VIRUS
> Takes illegal residence of your PC and then starts
> stealing components,
> difficult to remove, claims to have more right to
> your PC than installed
> programmes, because it's forefathers were there
> first.
>
> EDUCATION POLICY VIRUS
> Tries to drag all PCs down to the level of the
> slowest machine with the
> least memory.
>
> AK-47 VIRUS
> Is obsessed with killing your motherboard
> fatherboard and any other
> board that it finds.
>
> ANC VIRUS
> Also similar to the Microsoft Virus, Promises you
> the earth but fails to
> deliver or delivers software with more bugs than the
> original.
>
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| Re: Suid Afrikaanse Virusse [boodskap #46854 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #46848] |
Di, 17 Julie 2001 20:13  |
Annette
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Ek dink Norton moet ernstig kennis van hierdie virusse neem:)))
Annette
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Danielle skryf in boodskap news:9s39lt0fhk0ae91td31pos7djo62f8os2k@4ax.com...
>
> Oulike IOWO's (ingelse ou wit omie) grappies - spesiaal vir Rico wat
> dit definitief sal kan waardeer.
>
>
> NELSON MANDELA VIRUS
> Stays locked away in some unused region of your pc
> for 27 years and
> then takes it over completely.
>
> WINNIE MANDELA VIRUS
> Extinguishes all data like a stompie
>
> APARTHEID VIRUS
> Separates PowerPoint slides based on colour.
> The nice thing about this virus is that anything
> that goes wrong with your
> computer can be blamed on this virus.
>
> AFFIRMATIVE ACTION VIRUS
> A second rate virus that takes the place of a really
> good programme that was on your PC. In some cases the really good
> programme still hangs around and does all the work but the virus
> takes the credit
>
> MINI BUS TAXI VIRUS
> Crashes through your PC with very little regard for
> the rules of the
> internet highway. Stops data traffic for no reason.
> Causes other data to
> explode. Doesn't have a software licence.
>
> STRIKERS VIRUS
> Stops your PC in the middle of crucial production
> runs. Also causes your
> PC speakers to toi-toi at regular intervals, and is
> always demanding
> more memory.
>
> MATRIC PAPER VIRUS
> This virus is a stolen version of the real thing.
> Makes your PC worth
> less than the plastic its made of.
>
> THIRD WORLD VIRUS
> Keeps turning your clock back by 20 years. Slows
> down the fastest PC to
> the speed of the operator and has to be manually
> supervised to check for
> errors.
>
> SQUATTER VIRUS
> Takes illegal residence of your PC and then starts
> stealing components,
> difficult to remove, claims to have more right to
> your PC than installed
> programmes, because it's forefathers were there
> first.
>
> EDUCATION POLICY VIRUS
> Tries to drag all PCs down to the level of the
> slowest machine with the
> least memory.
>
> AK-47 VIRUS
> Is obsessed with killing your motherboard
> fatherboard and any other
> board that it finds.
>
> ANC VIRUS
> Also similar to the Microsoft Virus, Promises you
> the earth but fails to
> deliver or delivers software with more bugs than the
> original.
>
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| Re: Suid Afrikaanse Virusse [boodskap #46877 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #46848] |
Wo, 18 Julie 2001 07:17 |
Rico
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Lol, mense het al vir my gesê daat is baie virusse in SA, ek het net nie
geweet dat die name ook so Afrikaans klink nie :-)))
Help my, ek kan hier nie die antivirussen vind nie.
Sal el Mbeki moet kry die virusse weg te werk :-))
Of moet ek my rekenaar oorgiet met SA rooiwyn??
Gr.Rico
"Danielle" skryf in boodskap news:9s39lt0fhk0ae91td31pos7djo62f8os2k@4ax.com...
>
> Oulike IOWO's (ingelse ou wit omie) grappies - spesiaal vir Rico wat
> dit definitief sal kan waardeer.
>
>
> NELSON MANDELA VIRUS
> Stays locked away in some unused region of your pc
> for 27 years and
> then takes it over completely.
>
> WINNIE MANDELA VIRUS
> Extinguishes all data like a stompie
>
> APARTHEID VIRUS
> Separates PowerPoint slides based on colour.
> The nice thing about this virus is that anything
> that goes wrong with your
> computer can be blamed on this virus.
>
> AFFIRMATIVE ACTION VIRUS
> A second rate virus that takes the place of a really
> good programme that was on your PC. In some cases the really good
> programme still hangs around and does all the work but the virus
> takes the credit
>
> MINI BUS TAXI VIRUS
> Crashes through your PC with very little regard for
> the rules of the
> internet highway. Stops data traffic for no reason.
> Causes other data to
> explode. Doesn't have a software licence.
>
> STRIKERS VIRUS
> Stops your PC in the middle of crucial production
> runs. Also causes your
> PC speakers to toi-toi at regular intervals, and is
> always demanding
> more memory.
>
> MATRIC PAPER VIRUS
> This virus is a stolen version of the real thing.
> Makes your PC worth
> less than the plastic its made of.
>
> THIRD WORLD VIRUS
> Keeps turning your clock back by 20 years. Slows
> down the fastest PC to
> the speed of the operator and has to be manually
> supervised to check for
> errors.
>
> SQUATTER VIRUS
> Takes illegal residence of your PC and then starts
> stealing components,
> difficult to remove, claims to have more right to
> your PC than installed
> programmes, because it's forefathers were there
> first.
>
> EDUCATION POLICY VIRUS
> Tries to drag all PCs down to the level of the
> slowest machine with the
> least memory.
>
> AK-47 VIRUS
> Is obsessed with killing your motherboard
> fatherboard and any other
> board that it finds.
>
> ANC VIRUS
> Also similar to the Microsoft Virus, Promises you
> the earth but fails to
> deliver or delivers software with more bugs than the
> original.
>
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| Re: Suid Afrikaanse Virusse [boodskap #46883 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #46877] |
Wo, 18 Julie 2001 09:01 |
Annette
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Die rooiwyn sal jou PC laat vrolik voel, maar nie van die virus genees
nie;))
Annette
Rico skryf in boodskap news:9j3cr7$m99$1@news1.xs4all.nl...
> Lol, mense het al vir my gesê daat is baie virusse in SA, ek het net nie
> geweet dat die name ook so Afrikaans klink nie :-)))
> Help my, ek kan hier nie die antivirussen vind nie.
>
> Sal el Mbeki moet kry die virusse weg te werk :-))
> Of moet ek my rekenaar oorgiet met SA rooiwyn??
>
>
>
> Gr.Rico
> "Danielle" schreef in bericht
> news:9s39lt0fhk0ae91td31pos7djo62f8os2k@4ax.com...
>>
>> Oulike IOWO's (ingelse ou wit omie) grappies - spesiaal vir Rico wat
>> dit definitief sal kan waardeer.
>>
>>
>> NELSON MANDELA VIRUS
>> Stays locked away in some unused region of your pc
>> for 27 years and
>> then takes it over completely.
>>
>> WINNIE MANDELA VIRUS
>> Extinguishes all data like a stompie
>>
>> APARTHEID VIRUS
>> Separates PowerPoint slides based on colour.
>> The nice thing about this virus is that anything
>> that goes wrong with your
>> computer can be blamed on this virus.
>>
>> AFFIRMATIVE ACTION VIRUS
>> A second rate virus that takes the place of a really
>> good programme that was on your PC. In some cases the really good
>> programme still hangs around and does all the work but the virus
>> takes the credit
>>
>> MINI BUS TAXI VIRUS
>> Crashes through your PC with very little regard for
>> the rules of the
>> internet highway. Stops data traffic for no reason.
>> Causes other data to
>> explode. Doesn't have a software licence.
>>
>> STRIKERS VIRUS
>> Stops your PC in the middle of crucial production
>> runs. Also causes your
>> PC speakers to toi-toi at regular intervals, and is
>> always demanding
>> more memory.
>>
>> MATRIC PAPER VIRUS
>> This virus is a stolen version of the real thing.
>> Makes your PC worth
>> less than the plastic its made of.
>>
>> THIRD WORLD VIRUS
>> Keeps turning your clock back by 20 years. Slows
>> down the fastest PC to
>> the speed of the operator and has to be manually
>> supervised to check for
>> errors.
>>
>> SQUATTER VIRUS
>> Takes illegal residence of your PC and then starts
>> stealing components,
>> difficult to remove, claims to have more right to
>> your PC than installed
>> programmes, because it's forefathers were there
>> first.
>>
>> EDUCATION POLICY VIRUS
>> Tries to drag all PCs down to the level of the
>> slowest machine with the
>> least memory.
>>
>> AK-47 VIRUS
>> Is obsessed with killing your motherboard
>> fatherboard and any other
>> board that it finds.
>>
>> ANC VIRUS
>> Also similar to the Microsoft Virus, Promises you
>> the earth but fails to
>> deliver or delivers software with more bugs than the
>> original.
>>
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| Re: Suid Afrikaanse Virusse [boodskap #46886 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #46854] |
Wo, 18 Julie 2001 09:48 |
Jonas
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Dit klink so bekend - knap gedaan - ons eie ...
"Annette" skryf in boodskap news:9j25m0$klaau$1@ID-92016.news.dfncis.de...
> Ek dink Norton moet ernstig kennis van hierdie virusse neem:)))
> Annette
> --
> Danielle wrote in message
> news:9s39lt0fhk0ae91td31pos7djo62f8os2k@4ax.com...
>>
>> Oulike IOWO's (ingelse ou wit omie) grappies - spesiaal vir Rico wat
>> dit definitief sal kan waardeer.
>>
>>
>> NELSON MANDELA VIRUS
>> Stays locked away in some unused region of your pc
>> for 27 years and
>> then takes it over completely.
>>
>> WINNIE MANDELA VIRUS
>> Extinguishes all data like a stompie
>>
>> APARTHEID VIRUS
>> Separates PowerPoint slides based on colour.
>> The nice thing about this virus is that anything
>> that goes wrong with your
>> computer can be blamed on this virus.
>>
>> AFFIRMATIVE ACTION VIRUS
>> A second rate virus that takes the place of a really
>> good programme that was on your PC. In some cases the really good
>> programme still hangs around and does all the work but the virus
>> takes the credit
>>
>> MINI BUS TAXI VIRUS
>> Crashes through your PC with very little regard for
>> the rules of the
>> internet highway. Stops data traffic for no reason.
>> Causes other data to
>> explode. Doesn't have a software licence.
>>
>> STRIKERS VIRUS
>> Stops your PC in the middle of crucial production
>> runs. Also causes your
>> PC speakers to toi-toi at regular intervals, and is
>> always demanding
>> more memory.
>>
>> MATRIC PAPER VIRUS
>> This virus is a stolen version of the real thing.
>> Makes your PC worth
>> less than the plastic its made of.
>>
>> THIRD WORLD VIRUS
>> Keeps turning your clock back by 20 years. Slows
>> down the fastest PC to
>> the speed of the operator and has to be manually
>> supervised to check for
>> errors.
>>
>> SQUATTER VIRUS
>> Takes illegal residence of your PC and then starts
>> stealing components,
>> difficult to remove, claims to have more right to
>> your PC than installed
>> programmes, because it's forefathers were there
>> first.
>>
>> EDUCATION POLICY VIRUS
>> Tries to drag all PCs down to the level of the
>> slowest machine with the
>> least memory.
>>
>> AK-47 VIRUS
>> Is obsessed with killing your motherboard
>> fatherboard and any other
>> board that it finds.
>>
>> ANC VIRUS
>> Also similar to the Microsoft Virus, Promises you
>> the earth but fails to
>> deliver or delivers software with more bugs than the
>> original.
>>
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