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Do, 24 Februarie 2005 14:46  |
Blitzkrieg
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Kan iemand dit vertaal soos in vergelyking met Hasie-grappies..........
Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be
worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving
the rooster a pep talk.
"I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service
here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a
good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a
chuckle.
Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and
Kenny took off like a shot.
WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the
farmer is mega-impressed. But it doesn't stop there...
Straight after that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure
enough, Kenny the Stud-Rooster is in there.
Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake.
Once again - WHAM! He bonks the honk outta all those geese. By sunset he sees
that rabid sex maniac rooster out in the fields quelling quail and
phraternising with pheasants.
The farmer is distraught; concerned that his expensive rooster is gonna
sensually short circuit himself. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle
of the yard. Vultures are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a vigorous and expensive performer,
shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says,
"Shhh, they're getting closer".
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| Re: Vir Koot se vroutjie - Engels [boodskap #101607 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #101596] |
Vr, 25 Februarie 2005 06:30  |
Zuben el-genubi
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Dit herinner my aan die boer wat so gatvol was vir die juksheid van 'n
spesifieke hoenderhaan op sy werf dat hy vir die voël 'n blou overall laat
maak het. Nou is dit glo 'n vreeslike gedoente as hierdie haan agter 'n
hennetjie probeer aanhardloop en met sy ander poot probeer om sy gulp oop te
kry...
"Blitzkrieg" skryf in boodskap news:cvkpd3$4qk$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> Kan iemand dit vertaal soos in vergelyking met Hasie-grappies..........
>
>
> Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be
> worth it. So, he buys Kenny.
> The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving
> the rooster a pep talk.
> "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service
> here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a
> good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a
> chuckle.
>
> Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and
> Kenny took off like a shot.
>
> WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the
> farmer is mega-impressed. But it doesn't stop there...
> Straight after that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure
> enough, Kenny the Stud-Rooster is in there.
> Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake.
>
> Once again - WHAM! He bonks the honk outta all those geese. By sunset he sees
> that rabid sex maniac rooster out in the fields quelling quail and
> phraternising with pheasants.
>
> The farmer is distraught; concerned that his expensive rooster is gonna
> sensually short circuit himself. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and
> wakes up the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle
> of the yard. Vultures are circling overhead.
>
> The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a vigorous and expensive performer,
> shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
> to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
>
> Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says,
> "Shhh, they're getting closer".
>
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