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"Torreke" skryf:
> 'n Goeie begryper het 'n halwe woord nodig, en iemand wat goed skaak speel
> sien waarheen die ander een mik.
>
> (Terloops, speel jy skaak?)
Helaas het ek tydens my jongdae gespeel, maar deesdae is my brein
heeltemal te verroes. Emo Philips, 'n redelike bekende komediant, het
gesê: "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at
kick boxing". Dit som my eie gevoelens oor die teer sakie mooi op. :)
Katryn, the Claymore of Looking at All Sides of the Question en sister
Shotgun of Courteous Debate.
Terloops, sommer net vir 'n glimlag. Hier is 'n ou artikel van Jon
Carroll, 'n rubriekskrywer vir die San Francisco Gate. Dalk sal jy sy
humor ook geniet?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/ar chive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL
The following is the first communique from a group calling itself
Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at The Chronicle via an anonymous
spam remailer. I have no idea whether other news organizations have
received this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen to
print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I feel strongly that the
truth, no matter how alarming, trivial or disgusting, must always be
told. I am pleased to report that the words below are at least not
disgusting:
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are
Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God.
The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two
abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility
of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by
the secretary.
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long
has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist
thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except
Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee)
made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people
who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation!
You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode
the SUV of dogmatic expression!
People of the United States, why is everyone yelling at you???
Whatever happened to ... you know, everything? Why is the news
dominated by nutballs saying that the Ten Commandments have to be
tattooed inside the eyelids of every American, or that Allah has told
them to kill Americans in order to rid the world of Satan, or that
Yahweh has instructed them to go live wherever they feel like, or that
Shiva thinks bombing mosques is a great idea? Sister Immaculate Dagger
of Peace notes for the record that we mean no disrespect to Jews,
Muslims, Christians or Hindus. Referred back to the committee of the
whole for further discussion.
We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born
again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares
what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb
of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code
but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of
Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good
person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.
Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with
brains enough to understand the difference between political belief
and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of
terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap
so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions
of the issues of the day. We will not try for "balance" by hiring
fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have
carefully thought through the issues.
We are Unitarian Jihad. We will appear in public places and require
people to shake hands with each other. (Sister Hand Grenade of Love
suggested that we institute a terror regime of mandatory hugging, but
her motion was not formally introduced because of lack of a quorum.)
We will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to
dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs
as Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be
required to read Proust out loud in prisons.
We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: "Sincerity is not enough."
We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already.
Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because
your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog,
or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the
park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you,
except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.
Brother Gatling Gun of Patience notes that he's pretty sure the world
is out to get him because everyone laughs when he says he is a
Unitarian. There were murmurs of assent around the room, and someone
suggested that we buy some Congress members and really stick it to the
Baptists. But this was deemed against Revolutionary Principles, and
Brother Gatling Gun of Patience was remanded to the Sunday Flowers and
Banners committee.
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike
without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as
if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will
be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.
Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic! Citizens
declare themselves "relatively unafraid" of threats of undeclared
rationality. People can still go to France, terrorist leader says.
Michael row the boat ashore, and then get some of the local kids to
pull the boat onto the dock, and come visit with
jcar...@sfchronicle.com.
This article appeared on page E - 18 of the San Francisco Chronicle
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| Re: Steven Hatfill [boodskap #117967 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #117950] |
Vr, 27 Junie 2008 10:58 |
Torreke[1]
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Katryn [/color]
>> 'n Goeie begryper het 'n halwe woord nodig, en iemand wat goed skaak speel
>> sien waarheen die ander een mik.
>
>> (Terloops, speel jy skaak?)
>
> Helaas het ek tydens my jongdae gespeel, maar deesdae is my brein
> heeltemal te verroes. Emo Philips, 'n redelike bekende komediant, het
> gesê: "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at
> kick boxing". Dit som my eie gevoelens oor die teer sakie mooi op. :)
Ek het maar sommer (tussen hakies) gewonder omdat jy die rigting wat
ek met my "kruisondervraging" beplan het, so netjies vooruit gelees
het.
Die geskiedenis en gevoel so ver dit skaak aangaan is maar dieselfde
hierdie kant. Ek het ophou speel toe my jonger boetie - 5jr jonger! -
my ore aangesit het. My tienerkinders speel en speel goed. My dogter
was verlede jaar 'n lid van die Grens span op die nasionale
kampioenskappe. My seun het haar vanjaar so effe verbygegaan en hy is
nou hulle skool se no. 1. Albei is genooi vir proewe vir die Grens
span.
Dis nie bedoel om te spog nie, net om te verduidelik waarom ek nog nie
wou instem om teen hulle te speel nie.
>
> Katryn, the Claymore of Looking at All Sides of the Question en sister
> Shotgun of Courteous Debate.
>
> Terloops, sommer net vir 'n glimlag. Hier is 'n ou artikel van Jon
> Carroll, 'n rubriekskrywer vir die San Francisco Gate. Dalk sal jy sy
> humor ook geniet?
>
> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/ar chive/200...
>
> The following is the first communique from a group calling itself
> Unitarian Jihad. It was sent to me at The Chronicle via an anonymous
> spam remailer. I have no idea whether other news organizations have
> received this communique, and, if so, why they have not chosen to
> print it. Perhaps they fear starting a panic. I feel strongly that the
> truth, no matter how alarming, trivial or disgusting, must always be
> told. I am pleased to report that the words below are at least not
> disgusting:
>
> Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are
> Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God.
> The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two
> abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility
> of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by
> the secretary.
>
> Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long
> has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist
> thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except
> Buddhism -- 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee)
> made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people
> who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation!
> You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode
> the SUV of dogmatic expression!
>
> People of the United States, why is everyone yelling at you???
> Whatever happened to ... you know, everything? Why is the news
> dominated by nutballs saying that the Ten Commandments have to be
> tattooed inside the eyelids of every American, or that Allah has told
> them to kill Americans in order to rid the world of Satan, or that
> Yahweh has instructed them to go live wherever they feel like, or that
> Shiva thinks bombing mosques is a great idea? Sister Immaculate Dagger
> of Peace notes for the record that we mean no disrespect to Jews,
> Muslims, Christians or Hindus. Referred back to the committee of the
> whole for further discussion.
>
> We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born
> again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares
> what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb
> of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code
> but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of
> Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good
> person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes.
>
> Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with
> brains enough to understand the difference between political belief
> and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of
> terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap
> so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions
> of the issues of the day. We will not try for "balance" by hiring
> fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have
> carefully thought through the issues.
>
> We are Unitarian Jihad. We will appear in public places and require
> people to shake hands with each other. (Sister Hand Grenade of Love
> suggested that we institute a terror regime of mandatory hugging, but
> her motion was not formally introduced because of lack of a quorum.)
> We will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to
> dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs
> as Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be
> required to read Proust out loud in prisons.
>
> We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: "Sincerity is not enough."
> We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already.
> Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because
> your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog,
> or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the
> park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you,
> except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.
>
> Brother Gatling Gun of Patience notes that he's pretty sure the world
> is out to get him because everyone laughs when he says he is a
> Unitarian. There were murmurs of assent around the room, and someone
> suggested that we buy some Congress members and really stick it to the
> Baptists. But this was deemed against Revolutionary Principles, and
> Brother Gatling Gun of Patience was remanded to the Sunday Flowers and
> Banners committee.
>
> People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike
> without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as
> if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will
> be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.
> Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic! Citizens
> declare themselves "relatively unafraid" of threats of undeclared
> rationality. People can still go to France, terrorist leader says.
>
> Michael row the boat ashore, and then get some of the local kids to
> pull the boat onto the dock, and come visit with
> jcar...@sfchronicle.com.
>
> This article appeared on page E - 18 of the San Francisco Chronicle
:-)))
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| Re: Steven Hatfill [boodskap #117970 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #117967] |
Vr, 27 Junie 2008 11:48 |
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Torreke skryf
> Ek het maar sommer (tussen hakies) gewonder omdat jy die rigting wat
> ek met my "kruisondervraging" beplan het, so netjies vooruit gelees
> het.
Ag, spaar my. Hou op om vir jou op
die skouer te klop. Almal kan sien
wat aangaan.
Tant Hessie van Riviersonderend
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