AAAAAAAAAAH NO ... The boere have landed..SIESTOG!
Driving around the center of Town today I was SHOCKED.... nay APPAULED to se the following bumper sticker on the back of a car: "Welkom in die Volkstaat" ... Accelerating to catch up to the driver of the car I was momentarily parilised with fear .... a crunchie... a skaap.... a plank!!! NAAAAAA ... a real life tannie ... complete with boere meisie rok (met blomme op). Sies I thought... I wonder what sort of Apartheid era attrocities she and her relations were involved in ... and more sinister ... what fucking lies she told the Immigration Department to get into the place. These puritanical thinking Aryans better not get into OZ cos as sure as shit if that happens I'll seriously consider returning to South Africa (as a millionaire no douth with the demiase of the Rand). PLease ... If any of you Boere are considering coming over to Oz .. let me assure you that it's really kuck here - no nannies at all to do the work, no garden boys (unless of course you bring SASby with you) and you can't go around treating the swartes like kak. So please stay there... Squirrel
Re: AAAAAAAAAAH NO ... The boere have landed..SIESTOG!
Secret Squirrel wrote in message ... > Driving around the center of Town today I was SHOCKED.... nay > APPAULED to se the following bumper sticker on the back of a car: > "Welkom in die Volkstaat" ... > > Accelerating to catch up to the driver of the car I was > momentarily parilised with fear .... a crunchie... a skaap.... a > plank!!! NAAAAAA ... a real life tannie ... complete with boere > meisie rok (met blomme op). > > Sies I thought... I wonder what sort of Apartheid era attrocities > she and her relations were involved in ... and more sinister ... > what fucking lies she told the Immigration Department to get into > the place. > en slegs nadat jou ma jou mond goed met seep gewas het, kon jy vir jou onderhoud gaan, né. > These puritanical thinking Aryans better not get into OZ cos as > sure as shit if that happens I'll seriously consider returning to > South Africa met so 'n vuil 'bek' sal ek verkies dat jy maar daar bly. Wie het Hennerietjie se pa se foonnommer, ek soek daai ou sanna van hom, hier is 'n knaagdier wat aan die nuusgroep sit en vreet. (as a millionaire no douth with the demiase of the > Rand). > > PLease ... If any of you Boere are considering coming over to Oz > .. let me assure you that it's really kuck here - no nannies at > all to do the work, no garden boys (unless of course you bring > SASby with you) and you can't go around treating the swartes like > kak. So please stay there... > > Squirrel >
Don't be shocked, appalled or paralysed: As any Ozzie will tell you, he's proud of his multicultural society-seems that you are still prejudiced.............assimilate, assimilate, man! (Tip #1: We boere in NZ camouflage our existence by driving with the bumper stickers, 'Natal-Last Outpost of the British Empire') In elk geval dis goed om jou hier te kan lees - 'n VARS briesie is altyd welkom. Secret Squirrel wrote in message ab20734992fc0983113000907e096b6f@anonymous.poster... > Driving around the center of Town today I was SHOCKED.... nay > APPAULED to se the following bumper sticker on the back of a car: > "Welkom in die Volkstaat" ... > > Accelerating to catch up to the driver of the car I was > momentarily parilised with fear .... a crunchie... a skaap.... a > plank!!! NAAAAAA ... a real life tannie ... complete with boere > meisie rok (met blomme op). > Squirrel >
Secret Squirrel wrote in message ... >Driving around the center of Town today I was SHOCKED.... nay >APPAULED to se the following bumper sticker on the back of a car: > "Welkom in die Volkstaat" ... > En Squirrel skryf uit Australië! Thank you squirrel, for sharing your observation. Ek dink die antie het 'n oulike sin vir humor. Sal daardie een onthou. Groete, Leendert -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
> Secret Squirrel wrote in message ... >> PLease ... If any of you Boere are considering coming over to Oz >> .. let me assure you that it's really kuck here - .................... and you can't go around treating the swartes like >> kak. So please stay there... >> >> Squirrel Ek sal uit ondervinding moet saamstem, die ozzies hou nie van mededinging nie. Cheers Braam -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own