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Re: Blue Bull Bar
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description: "Dave" skryf in boodskap news:gus3n4t7ong8dtneqljdh1e6g65kiff530@4ax.com... > > >> Get your very own Blue Bull Bar, only one available. E-mail "Blue bull >> bar" to for pictures and details. > > > > Some people in this group like piano music but reviews have said their > (the blue bull's) music is outdated. Rather download somewhere else. > > > > This is the Official Blue Bull Moron Test. > It's based upon typical graduation requirements at Harvard. Try to > finish within 5 minutes. When you are done, count the number correct > and see how you compare to others. > OK, here we go... > > 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? > 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? > 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? > 4. How many outs are there in an inning? > 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? > 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you > get? > 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you > left with? > 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half > an hour. How long will the pills last? > 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are > left? > 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark? > 11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? > 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? > 13. What was the President's name in 1960? > > NO CHEATING *** > So how do you think you did? (Scroll down for answers.) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > TEST ANSWERS: > 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No? > Yes. It comes right after the 3rd. > 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? > One (1). You can only be born once. > 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? > Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days. > 4. How many outs are there in an inning? > Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning. Wrong! The word is "Innings" w…
creator: Roger Conroy
date: 2009-01-17T18:05:57-00:00

Re: Blue Bull Bar
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description: On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:05:57 +0200, "Roger Conroy" wrote: >> TEST ANSWERS: >> 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No? >> Yes. It comes right after the 3rd. >> 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? >> One (1). You can only be born once. >> 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? >> Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days. >> 4. How many outs are there in an inning? >> Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning. > > Wrong! The word is "Innings" with an "s". The bowling side has to get 10 > batsmen out, unless there is a declaration or it is a limited overs match. > You clearly don't know much about cricket! LMAO! > >> 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? >> No. He must be dead if it is his widow. >> 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you >> get? >> Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60. >> 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you >> left with? >> Two (2). You take two apples ... therefore YOU have TWO apples. > > The question says two are taken AWAY - thus they are no longer "here" > (wherever that is). > >> 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half >> an hour. How long will the pills last? >> One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, >> and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has >> passed. >> 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are >> left? >> Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die. >> 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark? >> None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark. > > Back to Sunday School you go! > Moses did have an Ark. The Ark of the Covenant. > It didn't contain any animals but it was still an object called an "Ark". > >> 11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh? >> Meat ... that is self-explanatory. >> 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? >> Twelve (12). How many…
creator: Daun Johnson
date: 2009-01-17T19:21:37-00:00

Re: Blue Bull Bar
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description: "Dave" skryf in boodskap news:9jb4n4t6r04s2n6n41db0eeu1aac29ejk6@4ax.com... > On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:05:57 +0200, "Roger Conroy" > wrote: > > >>> TEST ANSWERS: >>> 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No? >>> Yes. It comes right after the 3rd. >>> 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? >>> One (1). You can only be born once. >>> 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28? >>> Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days. >>> 4. How many outs are there in an inning? >>> Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning. >> Wrong! The word is "Innings" with an "s". The bowling side has to get 10 >> batsmen out, unless there is a declaration or it is a limited overs match. >> You clearly don't know much about cricket! LMAO! >>> 5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister? >>> No. He must be dead if it is his widow. >>> 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you >>> get? >>> Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60. >>> 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you >>> left with? >>> Two (2). You take two apples ... therefore YOU have TWO apples. >> The question says two are taken AWAY - thus they are no longer "here" >> (wherever that is). >>> 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half >>> an hour. How long will the pills last? >>> One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, >>> and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has >>> passed. >>> 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are >>> left? >>> Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die. >>> 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark? >>> None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark. >> Back to Sunday School you go! >> Moses did have an Ark. The Ark of the Covenant. >> It didn't contain any animals but it was still an object called an "Ark". >>> 11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh? >>> Me…
creator: Roger Conroy
date: 2009-01-17T20:19:26-00:00