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items: Teksiestorie - in Engels
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Teksiestorie - in Engels
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description: Ek sal nou nie probeer om hierdie verhaal te vertaal nie This is brilliantly written and I think this guy should be knighted, >> whoever he is!!! >> >> This morning, yours truly, decided to sneak in a pinch of top-secret and >> highly professional canoe training at Emmerentia dam, before the first >> farts >> of sparrows could escape their imprisoning sphincters, and even before >> the >> glories-of-mornings of most non-gay South African men could rise to view >> the >> possible prospects of 'before work' swims. >> >> Yep, I was up and onto that little patch of water before sunrise, >> tearing >> around it at record-breaking pace, sneaking in a wee bit of pre-Duzi >> training, in order to wrestle the crown away from the well slow and soft >> Martin Dreyer (present Duzi champion, for those of you not in the >> intellectual canoe mix) next time around. Anyway, the details of my >> incredible canoe talent are not up for discussion here, but rather what >> happened on my drive home after the session, in rush hour traffic, and >> in >> particular, on Jan Smuts Avenue near to the Old Parktonian sports club >> around 8am. >> >> I was happily chilling in my car, cruising along at about 60kph,in >> pretty >> much bumper-to-bumper traffic, with nobody going anywhere any faster, it >> was >> simply not an option. Well, not an option for anyone with a brain, with >> an >> ounce of logic within their crania, with a drop of sense inside the >> membranes of their cerebral hemispheres. You'd think that a creature >> without >> a brain would equate to a fly or less, a category that includes >> mosquitoes, >> stones, anvils and . taxi drivers. Yep,enter Sipho"I'm a dickhead >> without a >> brain cell" Nshlovo, driver of a Toyota Hiace* 4 wheels, 1 brake pad, no >> lights, half a steering wheel, about 30 people inside and 3 >> masking-taped >> windows, yep, standard issue for a South African taxi driver. >> >> He had more than likely participated in the demonstration march last >> mon…
creator: Annette
date: 2004-02-16T17:52:45-00:00

Re: Teksiestorie - in Engels
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description: Lekker storie om te lees! Max____________________________ "Annette" skryf in boodskap news:c0r09a$cp2$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net... > Ek sal nou nie probeer om hierdie verhaal te vertaal nie > This is brilliantly written and I think this guy should be knighted, >>> whoever he is!!! >>> >>> This morning, yours truly, decided to sneak in a pinch of top-secret and >>> highly professional canoe training at Emmerentia dam, before the first >>> farts >>> of sparrows could escape their imprisoning sphincters, and even before >>> the >>> glories-of-mornings of most non-gay South African men could rise to view >>> the >>> possible prospects of 'before work' swims. >>> >>> Yep, I was up and onto that little patch of water before sunrise, >>> tearing >>> around it at record-breaking pace, sneaking in a wee bit of pre-Duzi >>> training, in order to wrestle the crown away from the well slow and soft >>> Martin Dreyer (present Duzi champion, for those of you not in the >>> intellectual canoe mix) next time around. Anyway, the details of my >>> incredible canoe talent are not up for discussion here, but rather what >>> happened on my drive home after the session, in rush hour traffic, and >>> in >>> particular, on Jan Smuts Avenue near to the Old Parktonian sports club >>> around 8am. >>> >>> I was happily chilling in my car, cruising along at about 60kph,in >>> pretty >>> much bumper-to-bumper traffic, with nobody going anywhere any faster, it >>> was >>> simply not an option. Well, not an option for anyone with a brain, with >>> an >>> ounce of logic within their crania, with a drop of sense inside the >>> membranes of their cerebral hemispheres. You'd think that a creature >>> without >>> a brain would equate to a fly or less, a category that includes >>> mosquitoes, >>> stones, anvils and . taxi drivers. Yep,enter Sipho"I'm a dickhead >>> without a >>> brain cell" Nshlovo, driver of a Toyota Hiace* 4 wheels, 1 brake pad, no >>> lights, half a steering wheel, about 30 people inside a…
creator: Max
date: 2004-02-17T08:34:30-00:00

Re: Teksiestorie - in Engels
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description: Is dit waarom jy graag saam met Afrikaners op die nuusgroep verkeer? Besef jy hou f. onnosel jy voorkom my ou - wys jou hoe dom 'n ingelsman is.
creator: Vusi
date: 2004-02-17T17:55:25-00:00

Re: Teksiestorie - in Engels
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description: Is Raider at it again. Ja jong hierdie bombevokte engelssprekende gedrog wat probleme het met sy ma moet jy maar net ignoreer. "Jonas" skryf in boodskap news:c0tkir$sm6$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net... > Is dit waarom jy graag saam met Afrikaners op die nuusgroep verkeer? > Besef jy hou f. onnosel jy voorkom my ou - wys jou hoe dom 'n ingelsman is. >
creator: Rhino
date: 2004-03-07T10:56:23-00:00