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Krisjan  is tans af-lyn  Krisjan
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Junior Lid
Krisjan hou by 'n vulstasie stil met sy rammelkas-bakkie, sy veldskoene,
vlenterhoed en baard. Hy gee sy sleutel met die Vierkleursleutelhouer aan
die pompjoggie en sê: "Goeie middag. Maak vol asseblief."

Die pompjoggie beloer hom deur sy donkerbril : "How much ?"

"Vol asseblief."

"Sorry, I only speak English."

Vir 'n oomblik is Krisjan uit die veld geslaan, maar dan glimlag hy breed.
"English ! No problem! Good day to you, Sir. I am presently experiencing a
profound desire to replenish the propellant of my chariot. Therefore, I
cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a
sufficient supply of combustible liquid of the highest octane to fill the
appropriate container to the said means of perambulation to the brim."

"HAU ?"

"Do you have a problem, Sir ? I though you said you spoke English ?"

"English ? That is not English !"

"Dear Sir ! Are you veritable attempting to allude that you do not even
recognize the language you allege to be your singular means of
communication ?"

"What ?"

"Let me try to elucidate it in the most elementary terms : Your paltry
grasp of English vernacular is frittering away the limited time at my
disposal. Or as we would have phrased it in a civilized and Intelligible
language : Dit is so duidelik soos daglig dat jy FOKKOL van Ingels af weet
en jy mors my tyd. Verstaan jy nou beter ?"

"Ja-a-a, ek dink ok Afrikaans is maar beter."
Re: Engels [boodskap #120403 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #120402] Sa, 08 Maart 1997 00:00 Na vorige boodskap
GaiJin  is tans af-lyn  GaiJin
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Junior Lid
On 7 Mar 1997 14:06:19 GMT, "Krisjan"
typed:

> Krisjan hou by 'n vulstasie stil met sy rammelkas-bakkie, sy veldskoene,
> vlenterhoed en baard. Hy gee sy sleutel met die Vierkleursleutelhouer aan
> die pompjoggie en sê: "Goeie middag. Maak vol asseblief."
>
> Die pompjoggie beloer hom deur sy donkerbril : "How much ?"
>
> "Vol asseblief."
>
> "Sorry, I only speak English."
>
> Vir 'n oomblik is Krisjan uit die veld geslaan, maar dan glimlag hy breed.
> "English ! No problem! Good day to you, Sir. I am presently experiencing a
> profound desire to replenish the propellant of my chariot. Therefore, I
> cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a
> sufficient supply of combustible liquid of the highest octane to fill the
> appropriate container to the said means of perambulation to the brim."
>
> "HAU ?"
>
> "Do you have a problem, Sir ? I though you said you spoke English ?"
>
> "English ? That is not English !"
>
> "Dear Sir ! Are you veritable attempting to allude that you do not even
> recognize the language you allege to be your singular means of
> communication ?"
>
> "What ?"
>
> "Let me try to elucidate it in the most elementary terms : Your paltry
> grasp of English vernacular is frittering away the limited time at my
> disposal. Or as we would have phrased it in a civilized and Intelligible
> language : Dit is so duidelik soos daglig dat jy FOKKOL van Ingels af weet
> en jy mors my tyd. Verstaan jy nou beter ?"
>
> "Ja-a-a, ek dink ok Afrikaans is maar beter."
>
HAHAHAHA!!! LOL ROFL Etc....
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Dit is moer snaaks. Goed gedoen!!!!!!!!
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