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Keur van Engelse gedigte [boodskap #70857] Vr, 20 Desember 2002 10:11 na volgende boodskap
Koot Pieterse  is tans af-lyn  Koot Pieterse
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So van tyd tot tyd moet 'n mens die volk opvoed, ophef en so aan. Vir
hierdie doel, en nie uit gewoonte nie, plaas ek graag die volgende hogere
poësie, geskryf deur die keur van Engelse digters.

Koot
******************************************

A lady from Orsett

paid a penny deposit

to go to the closet.

When she came there

she only passed air.

That wasn't fair, was it?

*************************************

There was a young man from Australia

who painted his ass like a dahlia.

The idea was all right

and the colours were bright,

but the smell was a helluva fahlia

***************************************

The re was a young man from Umtata

who was a magnificient farter.

He could fart anything

from God Save The King

to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
Re: Keur van Engelse gedigte [boodskap #70861 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #70857] Vr, 20 Desember 2002 10:46 Na vorige boodskapna volgende boodskap
Annette  is tans af-lyn  Annette
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Waar is die limiriekers hier wat vir ons 'n paar in Afrikaans kan gee?
Annette

"Koot" skryf in boodskap news:atuqd3$86t$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> So van tyd tot tyd moet 'n mens die volk opvoed, ophef en so aan. Vir
> hierdie doel, en nie uit gewoonte nie, plaas ek graag die volgende hogere
> poësie, geskryf deur die keur van Engelse digters.
>
> Koot
> ******************************************
>
> A lady from Orsett
>
> paid a penny deposit
>
> to go to the closet.
>
> When she came there
>
> she only passed air.
>
> That wasn't fair, was it?
>
> *************************************
>
> There was a young man from Australia
>
> who painted his ass like a dahlia.
>
> The idea was all right
>
> and the colours were bright,
>
> but the smell was a helluva fahlia
>
> ***************************************
>
> The re was a young man from Umtata
>
> who was a magnificient farter.
>
> He could fart anything
>
> from God Save The King
>
> to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
>
Re: Keur van Engelse gedigte [boodskap #70875 is 'n antwoord op boodskap #70857] Vr, 20 Desember 2002 17:16 Na vorige boodskap
Vusi  is tans af-lyn  Vusi
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Koot

Op die hoek van Weststraat & Stangerstraat in Durban was daar (moontlik
steeds) openbare toilette - op een van die deure was daar geskryf:

"Here I sit broken hearted,
paid a penny and only f_rted..."

"Koot" skryf in boodskap news:atuqd3$86t$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> So van tyd tot tyd moet 'n mens die volk opvoed, ophef en so aan. Vir
> hierdie doel, en nie uit gewoonte nie, plaas ek graag die volgende hogere
> poësie, geskryf deur die keur van Engelse digters.
>
> Koot
> ******************************************
>
> A lady from Orsett
>
> paid a penny deposit
>
> to go to the closet.
>
> When she came there
>
> she only passed air.
>
> That wasn't fair, was it?
>
> *************************************
>
> There was a young man from Australia
>
> who painted his ass like a dahlia.
>
> The idea was all right
>
> and the colours were bright,
>
> but the smell was a helluva fahlia
>
> ***************************************
>
> The re was a young man from Umtata
>
> who was a magnificient farter.
>
> He could fart anything
>
> from God Save The King
>
> to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
>
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