|grappie??? [boodskap #67442]
||Sa, 12 Oktober 2002 13:11
Geregistreer: Julie 2001
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Koos battled wif the English tale when he arrived in Durban some years ago,
but like most "Boer-ou's" he picked up the lingo and he can splab it quite
well if he chooses to, that is.....!
Then again, some days Koos choose to speak Afrikaans or even Zulu, because
our Koos see himself as a pure African and he is the pleasing kind.
However, one should not mistake Koos's willingness to please as a weakness,
well you judge for yourself.
The following 'd�tente' took place in Umhlanga Rocks a few days ago........
Koos: "Goeie more Numzane. Maak vol met 97 Super petrol, asseblief."
Attendant: "How much?"
Koos: "Maak hom vol seblief Numzane."
Attendant: "I so sorry, here I only speaka de Englishi!"
Koos: "Net Ingils nê? Noooo problem my broer.... Good day to you, Sir. I
currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised
vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your
subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of combustible fluid of the
highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means
of perambulation to the brim."
Attendant: "Ishhh...Hau...Ekascuse me?"
Koos: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke English?"
Attendant: "Englishi..... dat, in fect she is not de Englishi!"
Koos: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you do
not even recognise the language which you allege to be your singular means
Koos: "Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary terms that your
paltry grasp of the English vernacular is frittering away the time at my
disposal, or, as I would put it, in a more civilised, intelligible
language......Dis donners duidelik dat jy BOGGEROL van Engels weet. So, kry
jou slapgat in rat en maak hierrie bliksemse kar se tank vol voorlat ek hier
uitklim en jou moer, want jy mors my donnerse tyd!!!! Verstaan djy nou?!!"
Attendant: "Dja, Baba. Mak hom vol, Baba? Nou ekke lyster goed Baba.
Afrikaans hy is die beter..